the past was fucked up
my brain just went ‘weird, oddly adorable, bad ass, bad ass, heart wrenching, WHAT THE FUCK?!’
I’m sorry, a baby cage?!
"is your child not getting enough fresh air and sunlight because you have to live in an apartment? don’t do anything mental like spend some time with your kid and take them to a park, or on a short walk. no. that would be insane.
instead HANG THEM OUT A WINDOW IN CAGE. it’s the same brilliant technology you already used to kennel dogs, only for your children. out a 17th story window.
*warning: do not use for pets, baby cage is dangerous and should only be used on the fruit of your loins. have a happy natural selection.”
how the hell have humans survived this long…