these are a few of my favorite things

I’m fairly certain that isn’t how you chop onions…but I really want it to be.

(Source: kanakamii, via punkmonksteven)

lilheatherrose:

couchnap:

scorntrooper:

gryllingbears:

I can’t stand weakass medium cheddar. My cheddar needs to be sharp enough to cleave battleships in two.

mature enough to discuss tax returns

strong enough to bend steel

Aged enough to appreciate the word “whippersnapper.”