these are a few of my favorite things

Me last night. We legitimately stopped birthday drinks early because I had a passionate longing for a spicy chicken sandwich, then ice cream, and bacon. And then I fell asleep.

(Source: awkbergs, via jlemler1)

I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.

—(via heylauren)

(Source: a--failure, via dee-elizabeth)

I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda who wouldn’t screw to save his species, I wanted to dump oil over all those French beaches I’d never see, I wanted to breath smoke… I FELT LIKE DESTROYING SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.

—Narrator, The Fight Club. (via diamante-envenenado)

And I used to be such a nice guy.

The Narrator, Fight Club. (via generalpinkerton)